The MotherShip

Tue May 19, 2009 8:04 am by Overseer

The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths.

These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern.

Beautiful people do not just happen.

Be...

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Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:57 pm by Overseer

The website is so busy at http://midlandsmaidens.com that our vistors and clients have blown out our
daily traffic! If you find you cant access our site its cos MMs is the best.
Please be patient and try again another day, when you dont get stuck in traffic.
MMs blows out the world! Business is booming here, and yet everyone else has been hit by the recession.
MMs lead...

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Sat May 09, 2009 5:20 am by Overseer

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!


Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a drivers license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS ...1....

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Sat May 09, 2009 5:02 am by Overseer

A nice, calm and respectable lady went to the Chemist, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said; 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked; 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied; 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed; 'Lord have mercy! I can't ...

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Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:26 pm by Admin

...with a BANG! All the old games are there, Space Invaders, Asteroids, Pinball etc, but we now installed some amazing new real video games, where you can chat up various girls and get them to do things for you (ooer!). Let us know what you reckon, which chat lines provoke the best responses, and what other new stuff youd like to see, by using an online contact form or by email to HQ

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Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:55 am by Admin

There will be a new number advertised later this week, specifically to take Social Escorting bookings. Keep both the original and the new numbers in your diary!

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Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:44 pm by Admin

Hope everyone remembered to put their clocks forward? If you think losing an hours sleep is the main drawback, try working in a 24hr escort agency! There arent enough hours in the day anyway, but when bookings are coming in for the real 2oClock AND the old 1oClock, plus reservations for the new 3oClock, its time to turn the phones off before you go completely mad! Well done for last night girls!

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Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:03 am by Admin

We now have one permanent new Maiden.
After her successful debut, Maria, a 19yr old size6 petite brunette has been invited to join us full-time.
We are also looking into the possible return of an old favourite. Full details of this will be included in the next newsletter, so get subscribing now!

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Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:41 am by Admin

Welcome to all new forum members, and say hello in this thread. Our first welcome goes to Aphrodite!

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