http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/-t1.htm Discuss anything and everything in this board Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:48:17 GMT 10 http://i45.servimg.com/u/f45/12/65/05/33/mmslog11.jpg http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/-t1.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-chat-t237.htm Admin
Enjoy!]]> General Chat Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:48:17 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-chat-t237.htm#632 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-chat-t237.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/mms-traffic-jam-t156.htm Overseer The website is so busy at http://midlandsmaidens.com that our vistors and clients have blown out our daily traffic! If you find you cant access our site its cos MMs is the best. Please be patient and try again another day, when you dont get stuck in traffic. MMs blows out the world! Business is booming here, and yet everyone else has been hit by the recession. MMs leads ahead, the others crawl behind in agony trying to follow! General Chat Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:57:51 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/mms-traffic-jam-t156.htm#438 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/mms-traffic-jam-t156.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/time-of-the-month-t233.htm Admin On the first day of each month you will need to re-login to access full forum features. This is a security and sessions issue and is quite normal. If you forget your logon, just click on the appropriate link or contact the moderating team]]> General Chat Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:29:30 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/time-of-the-month-t233.htm#625 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/time-of-the-month-t233.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/modland-maiden-t222.htm Admin As its nearly her birthday, Angelina has been given moderator status to go with her Scrabble dictionary. So if The Mothership goes pink and all the forums disappear, we know where to look! General Chat Sat, 29 Aug 2009 08:04:29 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/modland-maiden-t222.htm#598 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/modland-maiden-t222.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-custom-toolbar-t229.htm Admin The Midlands Maidens Custom Toolbar can now be downloaded from here- DOWNLOAD MIDLANDS MAIDENS TOOLBAR - and is a guaranteed safe download. Using the toolbar gives you direct access to sections of the website and galleries with one click, an amazing plethora of free games, a varied selection of radio stations and more to come, which will include toolbar-only accessible pages. Download this essential piece of software now! General Chat Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:51:32 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-custom-toolbar-t229.htm#611 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-custom-toolbar-t229.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/welcome-new-members-t10.htm Admin Welcome to all new forum members, and say hello in this thread. Our first welcome goes to Aphrodite! General Chat Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:41:36 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/welcome-new-members-t10.htm#11 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/welcome-new-members-t10.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-mms-summer-barbeque-t213.htm Admin The barbeque will again be held to coincide with the anniversary of the first day of trading at MMs. Further details and competitions to be announced soon. Watch this space! General Chat Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:41:54 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-mms-summer-barbeque-t213.htm#581 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-mms-summer-barbeque-t213.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/priveliged-info-t215.htm Admin The popular info contained in the newsletter will be resumed early next week. We have been really busy with interviews, miscellaneous titbits and general workload agendas, and will try and cram as much as possible into next weeks edition. Meanwhile, the interview updates are still being updated in The Hideaway, the members only section of this forum. To join, click onto the Usergroups link at the main menu above, and then onto Mmembers, when you will have applied to join The Hideaway. NOTE- ... General Chat Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:02:10 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/priveliged-info-t215.htm#583 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/priveliged-info-t215.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/beautiful-people-t200.htm Overseer
These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern.

Beautiful people do not just happen.

Beautiful people grow and are grown from within.]]> General Chat Tue, 19 May 2009 07:04:29 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/beautiful-people-t200.htm#560 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/beautiful-people-t200.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-hormone-guide-t198.htm Overseer The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a drivers license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS ...1. What's for dinner? 2.Are you wearing that? 3. What are you so worked up about? 4. Should you be eating that? 5. What did you DO ... General Chat Sat, 09 May 2009 04:20:30 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-hormone-guide-t198.htm#557 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-hormone-guide-t198.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/divorce-vs-murder-t197.htm Overseer A nice, calm and respectable lady went to the Chemist, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said; 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked; 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied; 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed; 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All ... General Chat Sat, 09 May 2009 04:02:23 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/divorce-vs-murder-t197.htm#556 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/divorce-vs-murder-t197.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-midlands-maidens-arcade-is-back-t187.htm Admin ...with a BANG! All the old games are there, Space Invaders, Asteroids, Pinball etc, but we now installed some amazing new real video games, where you can chat up various girls and get them to do things for you (ooer!). Let us know what you reckon, which chat lines provoke the best responses, and what other new stuff youd like to see, by using an online contact form or by email to HQ General Chat Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:26:03 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-midlands-maidens-arcade-is-back-t187.htm#539 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-midlands-maidens-arcade-is-back-t187.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-new-social-escorting-service-t186.htm Admin There will be a new number advertised later this week, specifically to take Social Escorting bookings. Keep both the original and the new numbers in your diary! General Chat Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:55:24 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-new-social-escorting-service-t186.htm#538 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-new-social-escorting-service-t186.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-hour-that-wasnt-t184.htm Admin Hope everyone remembered to put their clocks forward? If you think losing an hours sleep is the main drawback, try working in a 24hr escort agency! There arent enough hours in the day anyway, but when bookings are coming in for the real 2oClock AND the old 1oClock, plus reservations for the new 3oClock, its time to turn the phones off before you go completely mad! Well done for last night girls! General Chat Sun, 29 Mar 2009 11:44:43 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-hour-that-wasnt-t184.htm#533 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-hour-that-wasnt-t184.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/new-maidens-t148.htm Admin After her successful debut, Maria, a 19yr old size6 petite brunette has been invited to join us full-time.
We are also looking into the possible return of an old favourite. Full details of this will be included in the next newsletter, so get subscribing now!]]> General Chat Sun, 26 Oct 2008 10:03:26 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/new-maidens-t148.htm#422 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/new-maidens-t148.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/diffr-nt-strokes-t177.htm Admin We dont normally do txt spk, but lol, lol, lol... its hilarious how totally unsuitable girls (unsuitable for MMs class) go straight from our interview, get rejected, then toddle off down the road to gerra job. Lol, lol, lol... General Chat Tue, 03 Feb 2009 19:37:51 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/diffr-nt-strokes-t177.htm#511 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/diffr-nt-strokes-t177.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/happy-new-year-t173.htm Overseer Wish you all the very best of everything 2009 brings!
Behalf of everyone at MMs, we thank you for your continued support x Cheers x]]> General Chat Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:13:00 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/happy-new-year-t173.htm#491 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/happy-new-year-t173.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/kiss-off-stress-t168.htm Overseer Did you know that the holiday season is the time of the year when youre most likely to die from a heart attack? According to research at the University of California, the deadliest day is Christmas, when youre 5 percent more likely to have a cardiac event. Of course, all the key stressors (finance, family, travel) seem destined to be worse this year (they always do). Since a restful night's sleep or an hour at the gym isnt always possible, here are 10 quick ways to stress less. Well these ... General Chat Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:35:48 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/kiss-off-stress-t168.htm#473 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/kiss-off-stress-t168.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-members-t152.htm Admin There is now a hidden message board open by invitation only. This board is to supplement the information supplied in the newsletter, and will contain our marking criteria and systems at interviews, an occasional photo or two of interviewees, venues and timings for meetings, and various other snippets of MMs priviledged info. To become a MMember, you must join The Mothership as a full member, then indicate your wish to become a MMember in the 'usergroup' section on your main menu. See you soon! General Chat Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:06:12 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-members-t152.htm#429 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-members-t152.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/happy-birthday-admin-t165.htm Overseer Wishing a Very Happy Birthday to our wonderful MMs Admin and best friend to all x You look after all of us, make sure we are happy, safe and well. You place us all in our best light, you give us the best advice. You tell us whats right, and steer us from wrong. You keep watch at MMs HQ, all clients are well taken care of cos its your high standards we follow suit. Its cos you the bar has been raised now to human kindness, total class, professional, high standard escort agency. We ... General Chat Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:08:33 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/happy-birthday-admin-t165.htm#466 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/happy-birthday-admin-t165.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/lots-and-lotsa-bots-t113.htm Admin Hey we're getting lots of bots in here lately? At the time of writing, msn and google are both in, so they must have ganged up on yahoo and thrown it out. I reckon theyre after some real entertainment now! General Chat Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:57:25 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/lots-and-lotsa-bots-t113.htm#239 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/lots-and-lotsa-bots-t113.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/mmr-applicants-t145.htm Admin Flicking through a few websites, we notice that a few girls labelled with MMR (Midlands Maidens Rejection) are turning up here and there. We wish them and their new employers every success! General Chat Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:03:08 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/mmr-applicants-t145.htm#412 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/mmr-applicants-t145.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/oopsy-oops-t141.htm Admin Sorry, I blew the website up! Am getting so much into bunging new stuff in there, its turned itself off. Thanks to Giselle and about 700 others for pointing it out, and normal service will be resumed tonight! General Chat Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:47:47 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/oopsy-oops-t141.htm#408 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/oopsy-oops-t141.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-takes-over-google-and-yahoo-t138.htm Admin The takeover bid for Google and Yahoo by Midlands Maidens was today completed for an estimated total of 5billion US dollars. Well not really, but thatll give the bots something to read! General Chat Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:54:40 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-takes-over-google-and-yahoo-t138.htm#403 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/midlands-maidens-takes-over-google-and-yahoo-t138.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/easily-pleased-clients-t135.htm Admin Well... after the latest batch of interviewees, all of which have worked elsewhere previously, and the majority of whom looked and gave out the impression that they were washed out and in need of an MOT, despite them saying that they had field reports, we can only conclude that we must be missing something that other people can see. Sure, the field reports look brilliant. But after meeting the girls involved, we can only conclude that the clients must be used to clapped out bangers too. Hey maybe ... General Chat Sat, 13 Sep 2008 22:34:09 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/easily-pleased-clients-t135.htm#390 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/easily-pleased-clients-t135.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/buzzy-buzz-buzz-t136.htm Admin For some reason this week, we've had tons of new clients all saying the same thing- 'we dont want druggies or mingers sending'. Which leads us to presume that its the norm in what theyre used to wherever that may be. Its a particularly good buzz when they rebook twice in the same week and even phone up before the girl leaves to arrange bookings for next week, so the girl doesnt get double booked! Ah well, wherever they were going before is not our concern. They now discovered the MMs standard ... General Chat Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:59:33 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/buzzy-buzz-buzz-t136.htm#400 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/buzzy-buzz-buzz-t136.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-truth-about-cheating-t134.htm Overseer This is a free download of this book 'The Truth About Cheating'. In The Truth About Cheating, M. Gary Neuman explores why men stray and what you can do to prevent it. You can download the entire book for free on your PC, but you have until 11 o' clock tonight only free offer expires at 11 pm UK , 12th September 2008. Click the link below, follow simple instructions, its easy and its quite clear of a read too. http://www.oprah.com/article/oprahshow/20080827_tows_bookdownload or http://media.oprah.com/sterm/TruthAboutCheating.pdf Some ... General Chat Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:33:34 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-truth-about-cheating-t134.htm#382 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-truth-about-cheating-t134.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-christmas-doo-t133.htm Admin An entirely new concept has been decided as regards the Christmas do, which once again as per MMs standards, will elevate MMs to a new plateau against every other establishment. Watch for details! General Chat Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:21:37 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-christmas-doo-t133.htm#380 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-christmas-doo-t133.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/it-s-so-lonely-in-here-t65.htm EasyRider Where are you all? Its so quiet in here on my own. Don't any of the girls post on the forum - or perhaps there all to busy on jobs!!! Where are the clients? don't be shy I think I'll just talk to myself then. Hello how are you O Hi I'm ok, been a nice day plenty of sunshine .............. etc etc etc General Chat Sat, 10 May 2008 18:16:02 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/it-s-so-lonely-in-here-t65.htm#98 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/it-s-so-lonely-in-here-t65.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/a-short-and-well-deserved-break-t127.htm Admin Right, first thing in the morning, am off for a nice break. No more hassle for a day or two... fun and laughter on a... summer holiday... doobie doobie doo... dub dub doo... for me and you General Chat Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:08:45 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/a-short-and-well-deserved-break-t127.htm#338 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/a-short-and-well-deserved-break-t127.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-ultimate-one-liners-t126.htm Overseer just say all too calmly... Robert De Niros waiting talking italian!

That should shock his wasted arse, and he'll park his tank elsewhere as you walk away like he doesnt even exist.

Works everytime x Giggles]]> General Chat Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:47:03 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-ultimate-one-liners-t126.htm#333 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-ultimate-one-liners-t126.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/duos-and-uniforms-t120.htm Admin
...erm... anyway, we might try out some new sections.

Any ideas for new sections, please leave in this thread... but barbed wire, ballet shoes, and custard are my idea!]]> General Chat Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:07:43 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/duos-and-uniforms-t120.htm#299 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/duos-and-uniforms-t120.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/withdrawal-symptoms-t116.htm Admin Well I know these symptoms exist, but closing MMs down for one night seems to have caused astronomical withdrawal- since reopening at 10am, theres been 24 bookings gone out! And they reckon theres a recession? General Chat Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:26:10 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/withdrawal-symptoms-t116.htm#272 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/withdrawal-symptoms-t116.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-ultimate-high-thread-t119.htm Admin Oh yes, expect some REALLY good stuff in a future newsletter! Subscribe now for the FULL whapp!]]> General Chat Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:49:23 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-ultimate-high-thread-t119.htm#286 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-ultimate-high-thread-t119.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/tagyoure-it-t89.htm Overseer Tag! Youre it! General Chat Wed, 28 May 2008 19:10:06 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/tagyoure-it-t89.htm#163 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/tagyoure-it-t89.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/excuses-excuses-excuses-t117.htm Admin Tell you what- at least from this agencies point of view- if we had to resort to blaming other establishents for lack of work and PR skills, then it'd be time to throw in the towel. Sheesh... the things some people do to try and figure out why they arent on top innit? We havent got time to mess about like some others obviously have General Chat Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:30:20 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/excuses-excuses-excuses-t117.htm#280 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/excuses-excuses-excuses-t117.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/beer-vs-women-the-30-commandments-t118.htm Admin You can have more than 1 beer a night and not feel guilty Beer doesnt care if you fall asleep when youve had it. Beer tastes good. You always know youre the 1st one to pop a beer. With a glass of beer, you know you always get good head. When you say you love beer, you really mean it. A beer has no problem with you taking its top off. Beer has no mother and can be mature within a year. Beer wont follow you around for a week after youve had it. Beer ... General Chat Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:31:51 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/beer-vs-women-the-30-commandments-t118.htm#283 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/beer-vs-women-the-30-commandments-t118.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/it-has-come-to-our-notice-t115.htm Admin ...from a couple of our contacts, that MMs may or may not be implemented by a similarly titled thread in another agencies forum. Knowing this to be complete bollox on our part, as we would never invite girls for an interview that has a 90% failure rate, and also noticing that one or two of these 'failures' have turned up at said agency, be prepeared for a really really good hatchet job very soon! General Chat Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:12:27 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/it-has-come-to-our-notice-t115.htm#270 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/it-has-come-to-our-notice-t115.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/gelli-baff-t114.htm Admin Mmmm..... am gonna have to definitely try gelli baff out General Chat Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:49:06 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/gelli-baff-t114.htm#262 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/gelli-baff-t114.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-carrot-coffee-beans-egg-t100.htm Overseer A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground ... General Chat Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:26:53 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-carrot-coffee-beans-egg-t100.htm#192 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/the-carrot-coffee-beans-egg-t100.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/take-a-breakhave-a-funny-t98.htm Overseer
http://funlok.com/index.php/videos/pixar-ice-age-funny-animation-22052008.html]]> General Chat Thu, 29 May 2008 05:06:42 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/take-a-breakhave-a-funny-t98.htm#178 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/take-a-breakhave-a-funny-t98.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/brilliant-street-musician-in-osaka-japan-t97.htm Overseer http://faltu.tv/index.php/entertainment/brilliant-street-musician-in-osaka-japan-22052008.html]]> General Chat Thu, 29 May 2008 04:51:06 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/brilliant-street-musician-in-osaka-japan-t97.htm#177 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/brilliant-street-musician-in-osaka-japan-t97.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/driving-miss-angelina-t70.htm Admin Its a well known fact that 'third time lucky' graduates are the best drivers in the world!]]> General Chat Thu, 22 May 2008 15:27:27 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/driving-miss-angelina-t70.htm#122 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/driving-miss-angelina-t70.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/eurovision-2008-t73.htm Overseer Greece lands second place, bravo x]]> General Chat Sat, 24 May 2008 23:22:12 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/eurovision-2008-t73.htm#131 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/eurovision-2008-t73.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/planets-retrograde-t74.htm Overseer On Monday, May 26, Mercury, the planet of communication turns retrograde in changeable Gemini, sending communications and travel plans into confusion. Adding to this cosmic chaos, Neptune, the planet of truth and lies, also turns retrograde on the very same day! Your logical and rational mind will turn into a mush of confusion, forgetfulness and will most likely be totally spaced out. Travel might be disrupted and be subject to monumental delays. Flights might get cancelled, luggage lost, connections ... General Chat Mon, 26 May 2008 01:34:19 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/planets-retrograde-t74.htm#142 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/planets-retrograde-t74.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/manchester-united-did-it-t69.htm Overseer Manchester United triumphant after the Champions League final goes to extra time and penalties after an exciting and nail biting match. Manchester United won the Champions League after beating Chelsea 6 to 5 in a dramatic penalty shoot out in Moscow. You are The Champions! Footie Champions! Glory, glory, Man United, Glory, glory, Man United, Glory, glory, Man United, And the reds go marching on, on, on. Just like the Busby Babes in Days gone by We'll keep the Red Flags ... General Chat Wed, 21 May 2008 22:48:40 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/manchester-united-did-it-t69.htm#118 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/manchester-united-did-it-t69.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/angelinas-photo-shoot-t62.htm Overseer Wow@ Angelinas photos! Now thats some photo shoot! Great stockings girl! Well done! General Chat Fri, 02 May 2008 19:55:34 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/angelinas-photo-shoot-t62.htm#90 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/angelinas-photo-shoot-t62.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/words-of-wisdom-t63.htm Admin (Quote from tomorrows newsletter first draft)-- ...we are always being asked if theres any new girls available, and more often than not, the answer is 'no mate'. We dont see why we should send our clients sub-standard girls and compromise our present girls' reputation and workload by taking a risk that the client is out of his tree and wont notice we sent him a dog... --(endquote) And from the Midlands Maidens Roadshow blog (Quote)-- ...Back in Nottingham two of our newest girls, Steffi and ... General Chat Sun, 04 May 2008 15:11:24 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/words-of-wisdom-t63.htm#94 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/words-of-wisdom-t63.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/people-that-waste-time-t26.htm Matchmaker Dont they get on your nerves? Well girls that waste the agencies time are in for a rude awakening! It not only wastes our other girls and drivers time, but can lead into wasting our clients time too. The result of which will no doubt be copied by other agencies is- any girl not informing us that they are not available for work will get no more work for one month. If youre on blob week or a 3 day bender makes no difference. As long as you let us know with one 10p sms, we're not wasting time taking ... General Chat Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:31:20 GMT http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/people-that-waste-time-t26.htm#32 http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/people-that-waste-time-t26.htm http://mothership.heavenforum.com/general-chat-f1/freedom-of-expression-t56.htm Matchmaker Seen on a local agency message board- --Quote "A friendly message board for the midlands punting scene.
Although this is on the *** pages posts from other escorts are welcomed." endquote-- Well youre welcome provided that you dont go somewhere else, disagree with our views, book someone from another agency, and generally suck up to us big-time, that is.
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